Needles & more needles

OK,

Went to see another doctor to get a second opinion. This doctor does acupuncture to relieve the pain, or in my case get the ol' elbow going...
So you might call it Performance Enhancement Needle (PEN) therapy???

A-Rod eat your heart out: this is not banned by MLB, Selig or USADA...


And I can take more needles a time, without being accused of substance abuse!

Anyone up for 18 holes?

I ain't got the skills... I ain't got the gear... 
But I sure as hell got the elbow!

And it got nothing to do with baseball!!!

Then how comes I got it? I ain't playing no golf.
I ain't no pitcher! I throw lots of BP (batting practice for you illiterates).

The remedy? 

 
 "Keep doing what you do". "Take some drugs against the pain"...

I don't see myself getting a Tommy John at age 45!

So I will go with the meds!!!